65 Heirloom Blue Cheese

My researchers suggested Tuscany it was at least eight hundred years old they said

well I fucking fired those numbskulls

you think I don’t know a blue cheese from a corner store that’s been left in the rain and then dragged through the dust of a remote Italian road for 8 minutes?

Come on, don’t play me for a fool

I’ve since hired a new team they’ve hunted down a new heirloom blue cheese said it is at least five hundred years old I don’t leave the house for anything younger.

It’s over somewhere in California which is convenient because I was thinking of buying a new place in Malibu.