84 Taxes

How dare they ask me to split to cleave to take from my coffers and distribute elsewhere

and who are they to distribute what is mine? I made it I did it all by myself I made hundreds of millions all on my own

I was an independent electron no, I was practically a new element on the periodic table I stood alone, unbonded and infinitely capable

how dare they try to use the fruits of my labours to what— improve education? healthcare? FIX ROADS?

this is utter foolishness I’m not sure how I’ll spend my 80 billion dollars before I die but it’s mine

I deserve every last dollar