44 Junk Mail

The other day I took my helicopter over the ocean just a few miles off the coast and looking down on that endless blue-gray tarmac I realized we must preserve our oceans and like, I heard that junk mail makes up a big part of this “pacific garbage patch” so I put my best team on it and we’re building this app: everyone in the world will have to install it it will replace junk mail do you see where I am going with this? of course I will have to pull some legal strings to make some new laws make it illegal to ignore your e-junk mail EVERYONE MUST LOOK AT IT AND THEN DIGITALLY THROW IT OUT JUST LIKE NORMAL JUNK MAIL WE ARE ALL DOING THIS NOW BOYS BECAUSE IF I SEE THAT GARBAGE PATCH COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY SUMMER HOUSE I WILL FUCKING LOSE IT.